Jokes SMS

‘Women are like fruits. Every woman has her
own unique taste & color. The problem is the
men…they love fruit chaat;) :’


‘Chitragupt yamraj se bola : maine
ek aisa software banaya hai ki jab
bhi dharti pr kisi masoom pe
attyachar hoga to swarg mein ek
blast hoga..
Achanak ek ke baad ek bahut sare
blast hone lage..
Yamraj ne pucha ye kya ho raha
hai…….?
Chitragupt:- lagta hai ENgINEERING
ka result aa gaya….’


‘Ladka apni GF se-
Mai Tumhari Ankho me Puri Duniya dekh sakta
hu JANU,
Pas se Guzarta hua 1 Aadmi bola-


Zara dekhna Ghantaghar Pe Helmet checking ho
rahi hai kya.??


‘Behan Ki Friend Behan Hoti Hy
Bhai Ka Friend Bhai Hota Hai
To Wife Ki Friend Wife Kyu Nai Hoti
Jago Grahak Jago
Aur Dusre Ki Biwi Lekar Bhago
Good morng
LOVE SWEETO GHOUS GUJJAR GRW’


‘| After Writing English Exam |
Boy1 : How Was The Paper ?
Boy2 : It Was Easy But Question 5 Confused
Me :/
Boy1 : What Was It Saying ?
Boy2 : Question 5 Wanted The Past Tense Of
“Think”,
I Thought & Thought & Thought And End Up
With Writing “Thunk”‘


Aik kanjoos admi ne apne bachon se kaha. “jo
raat ka khana nahi khaye ga main us ko 1
ropya dun ga” sab bache 1 rope ki khatar
bhoke so gye. Subha naste ke waqt in ke baab
ne sab ko aik aik ropya diya or phir bole
“nashta is ko mile ga jo aik ropya wapis
kare ga.’


‘Pota-
Daadi Aapne kon kon se desh Ghume hai?

Dadi-
Beta Pakistan, Hindustan Or Afganistan.

Pota-
Ab konsa Ghumogi….
Pichhe se chota pota bola
.
.
.
Kabristan..


‘Girl: Wat r u doin these days?
Boy: I ws doin a job wid “Times Of India” bt
nw i left
Girl : omg why ??.
.
Boy: kaun sala subah subah uthe or paper
fekne jaye!’


‘Husband: Honey, I invited a friend home for
dinner.
Wife: What? Are you crazy? The house is a
mess, all the dishes are dirty, and I can’t
cook meal.
Husband: I know all that.
Wife: Then why did you invite the friend?
Husband: Because the poor fool is thinking
about getting married.’


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