April Fool SMS

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U are one of the CUTEST persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !… Now read it without the word cat.

Someone Misses U..
Needs U,, Worries About U,, Lonely Without U
Guess Who?

A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try to change ur finger! Catch another fool

Fact 1: You cannot touch your lower lip with your tongue…
Fact 2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it.

In your life, when you wake up & don”t see any one, then come to me, i”ll be there to hold ur hand & take you to the EYE SPECIALIST

“Jab tum aine ke paas jate ho to aina kehta hai
beautiful beautiful?
aur jab tum aine se dur jate ho to aina kahata hai
? aprilfool, aprilfool ?”

“Everything has a day…
Every pet has a day…
Every fool too has a day!
Hope you might have enjoyed your day!
The April Ist !”

I want U to know that U are very important to me, It”s impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere…. DON”T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN…

When the grass was closely mown,
Walking on the lawn alone,
In the turf a hole I found,
And hid a soldier underground.
Spring and daisies came apace;
Grasses hide my hiding place;
Grasses run like a green sea
Oer the lawn up to my knee.

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