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[ttshare]Aek chor kisi ke gar me guss gaya or idar
uddar deka usy kuch bi nai mila(mislan sona
chandi wagera)
Pir us ne malik ko utaya or bola sona kahan
hai
Chonke malik sai tarah uta nai ta adi neend
metha us ne bola
Poora gar kali para hai jahan bi chao sojao.[/ttshare] [hr][ttshare]

Police Officer: I arrest people, But, when I
go home, I’m under house arrest, by Wife

Professor: I give lectures to students, But,
when I go home, I get Lectured hourly, by
wife

CEO: I’m the Boss, But, when I go home, I
always feel like an employee, by wife

Judge: I give Justice, but when I go home, I
Beg for Justice, by wife

[/ttshare] [hr] [ttshare]Finally, I told my parents that I want a
Blackberry or An Apple
My Mother said:
.
.
.
“Ghar mein Mosambi hai, pehle woh
kha”..:P:P[/ttshare] [hr] [ttshare]I Found Aaladin’s Lamp
I Asked Him to Increase
Your Brain Ten Times More..
He Laughed & told
Multiplication Does Not Apply On Zero.. ![/ttshare] [hr][ttshare]

ufff sardi”

ab Upr Likha hai k sardi Hai to Neechay
Konsa Heater Laga Hy Jo Dekh Rhay Ho….??
Winter ki pehli bezti mubark ho… P

[/ttshare] [hr] [ttshare]Teacher: Shadi k waqt DULHEY ko ghorey par Q
bithaya jata hai..? Student: Last warning di
jati hai k.. Abhi B waqt hai BHAAG ja…[/ttshare] [hr] [ttshare]

SAWAL
Kuch B Ho

JAWAB
Tum Hi Ho

ARMAN
Kitna Hi Ho

AARZOO
Tum Hi Ho

GHUSSA
Jitna B Ho

PYAR
Tum Hi Ho

KHAWB
koi B ho
Tabeer Tum Hi Ho
.
.
Yani k saray Fsaad ki jar
Tum Hi Ho.
(‘-‘)
<) )>
_//_
Main to masoom hon..?8-)

[/ttshare] [hr] [ttshare]Doctor implants a New Ear to a man.
Man: You idiot, you gave me a woman’s ear
Doctor: It makes no difference
Man: It does,Now I hear everything
but understand nothing….[/ttshare] [hr] [ttshare]Doctor implants a New Ear to a man.
Man: You idiot, you gave me a woman’s ear
Doctor: It makes no difference
Man: It does,Now I hear everything
but understand nothing….[/ttshare] [hr] [ttshare]¤smiling is best medicene but a person smile
without reason need medicene¤[/ttshare]