Couple SMS

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Wife: Mene suna hai ke Jannat me Mardon ko Hooren milen gi. To aurton ko kya milay ga? Husband: Kuch nahi, Allah sirf mazloom ki sunta hai. A husband once complained Dear Google, Please stop behaving like my wife… Will you please allow me to complete the whole sentence before you start…? A famous inspirational …

Wife:
Mene suna hai ke Jannat me Mardon ko Hooren milen gi.
To aurton ko kya milay ga?
Husband:
Kuch nahi, Allah sirf mazloom ki sunta hai.


A husband once complained
Dear Google,
Please stop behaving like my wife…
Will you please allow me to complete
the whole sentence before you start…?


A famous inspirational speaker said:
“Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife”
Audience was in shock and silence..
He added: “she was my mother”
A big round of applause & laughter!

A very daring husbnd tried to crack this at home
After a dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen:
“Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife”
standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker

by the time he gained his senses,
he was on a hospital bed,
recovering from burns of boiling water!

Moral: don’t copy if u can’t paste!


hasband or wife apas me lar rahe thy k un ka bacha kis sy ziyada piyar karta h

Unhun ne chek karny k liye chop kar pathar marny ka socha bacha abu kehta h k ami

unhun ne pathar mara or intezar kia bacha bola kera h kuthi da puthar.


Wife:kal raat tum neend main mujhe gaaliya de rahe the. Husband:Tumhe galat fehmi hui hai. Wife: kaisi galat fehmi? Husband: Yehi k main soya hua tha


If men behave after marriage the way they do before it,
half the divorces won’t take place..

On the other hand,

If women behave before marriage the way they do after it,
half the marriages won’t take place 😉


Wife- If I Dismiss The Cook
‘n Make Food Myself For A Month,
What Will You Pay Me..?

Husband- I Won’t Have To Pay You,
You’ll Get My Entire Insurance Amount.. !:)


husband
phone pe kya pakaya hai aj
wife
zeher
husband
kha k so jao me aaj late aon ga.


Wife: Kaash tum aise SMS hote jise
Main Zindagi bhar save karke rakhti!
Husband: Air kaash tum
aisi ringtone hoti jise
main har hafte badal sakta.


Husband was seriously ill. Doc to wife :- Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood, don’t discuss ur problems, no tv serial, dont demand new clothes & gold jewels, Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok. On the way home.. Husband :- wat did the doc say ? Wife :- .No chance for u to survive


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